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If someone calls you ugly say good i was trying to look like you.
Guy 1: I get a boner when I look in that mirrorGuy 2: that's a photo of me
"How big is your dick?""Not sure. I only have one ruler."
I'd ask you on a date, but I don't like taking the trash out.