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Yo Momma breath so bad, she yawns and her teeth duck.
Yo Momma so fat, she claims that the scale shows her phone number instead of her weight.
Yo Momma so ugly, even Bob the Builder said, ''Holy f*ck! We can't fix that!''
yo mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent.