Funny Dirty Joke
one day a boy parents were arguing so the called each other b*tch and ass holes so the boy asked ' what's a b*tch and and ass hole"
they replied ass hole is another word for gentle man and b*tch is another word for gentle lady" later on the the boy dad was shaving and he cut himself and he shouted shit the boy asked what does shit mean his dad replied its another word for shaving cream.then the little boy went to the kitchen and meet his mom cleaning a turkey she got cut and shouted f*ck the little boy asked what is f*ck she replied its another word for cutting the turkey just then the door bell rang the little boy ran to answered it and greeted the guest by saying good evening b*tches and ass holes my dad is shaving with shit and my mom is f*cking the turkey