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Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes fr…Read More
I quit saying "Midget" because it's offensive.Besides, "People McNuggets" is better.
To Do List:
Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here.…Read More