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Just got a booty call from life, apparently it still wants to keep fucking me.
If you hit someone with a dictionary... is that physical or verbal abuse?
I'd take Cap'n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren't on his hat.
Attention Walmart Shoppers: Dress for the body you have, not the body you want.