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Bully: That was such a fail!Me: So was your dad's condom!
boy: why so quiet?me: oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise I had to talk to people I f*cking hate!
I'm going to shove a lamp up your ass so you'll lighten the f*ck up.
Insult: f*ck you!DP's comeback: no thanks, your acorn penis will probably leave splinters in my ass