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A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.
If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires suck cock?
Oh wait.…Read More
Me: Can I call an officer a pussy?
Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?'
Cop: I guess you could…Read More
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year unaccompanied in Shemya, Alaska. The first nigh…Read More