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So this asshole in a nightclub came up to me and said, "I get 50 times more girls than you do, haha."
I replied, "50 x 0 = 0."
That shut the fucker up.
Bully: Where's your lunch money?Nerd: I left it on your mother's dresser.Crowd:oooooooooh!!!!!!!
Ex Girlfriend: You'll never find someone like meMe: That's the point
Teacher: "Do you want to share that with the class?"
Me: "No that's why I whispered it."