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random person going on with shit.me: *sneezes* sorry I'm allergic to bullshit.
Text from my mom: Can you turn on the oven?
My answer: I've done everything I can, the oven just sim…Read More
Girl - Lost two pounds this week b*tches!Me - What did you take off your makeup?
Guy:you suck hahahMe:and you swallowGuy:and you spitMe:and you choke!Guy:.....