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Grandpa: "Go hide, your
teacher is here because you
skipped school today!"
Boy: "No you go hide. I told her you were dead!"
I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
Hurricane Sandy, because God is tired of political ads too.
Quit my job working for Nike.
I just couldn't do it anymore.