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Roses are redHere's something new,Violets are violet,Not f*cking blue!
Me: How many teeth do cats have
Friend: I don't know
Me: How many feet do chickens have
Friend: Two…Read More
I killed a vampire on Halloween this year... or a kid.Either way, the wooden stake worked.
A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job."Alright, what …Read More