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If the "you are what you eat" saying is true, then you must be a dick.
Annoying Kid: your gayYou: Please, I'm straighter than your mama's stripping pole
"See where I'm pointing? That's the f*ck I don't give."
Roses are red, violets are blue, this joke is overused and your sister is too