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I'd take Cap'n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren't on his hat.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once.
The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.
If your girl gets mad at you while she's on her period, she's probably just ovary-acting.