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I have so much debt, I can start a government.
I'm not calling you a slut, but if you were a video game you'd be rated 'E For Everyone'
Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis.