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I don't always have a valid argument, but when I do its later that day, in the shower
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water I'd drink it
I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning.
Happiness is like a unicorn. It doesn't exist unless you're on drugs.