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shut up you will never be the man your mum is
Guy: My girlfriend dumped me!Me: Let me guess, she finally got her vision fixed.
Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for you
Asshole: Sup motherf*cker!Me: Alright, you caught me. I f*cked your mom last night.
