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I hate long lines, unless it's cocaine.In that case, I love long lines.
If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama, and You and I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot you t…Read More
If the government shuts down then nothing will get done... just like before.
I'm naming my TV remote Waldo for obvious reasons.