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Little Johnny was playing outside with his toy planes and figurines.
His mom was watching him, he was saying things as he was playing
He said, "all you motherf*ckers wanna get on, get on and all you motherf*ckers wanna get off, get off"
Johnny's mom heard all of what he just said and told him to go to his room for three hours. After three hours was up he went back outside with his planes he was saying things again, his mom was watching again
He said, "all of you nice people want to get on, get on and all of you nice people want to get off, get off and all of you motherf*ckers complaining about the three hour time delay, speak to the b*tch in the kitchen!

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