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Best One Liners Jokes of All Time

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Kickass this if your bored and you went on a joke website.

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Lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.

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Ain't it funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car.

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I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this

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Vote kickass if you're reading jokes instead of doing homework

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U R 6 C I 1 2 4 Q
Rate kickass if you get it !

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Roses are red
That part is true
But violets are purple
Not f*cking blue

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You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

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Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.
I'm taking this shit to a whole new level.

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why do midgets laugh while running through the yard?
The grass tickles their nuts

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Whenever you get mad, just think of a t-rex trying to masturbate.

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Kickass this if you think there should be a favorites section so we can laugh at our favorite jokes anytime.

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Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

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The word "Boob" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!

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Kickass this if you like titties

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Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.

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Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to.

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Daughter: Mommy, what's it like to have the most awesome daughter in the world ?
Mother: I don't know, ask your grandmother.

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You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.

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Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad.

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