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Lazy People Fact #5812672793You were too lazy to read that number.
Kickass this if your bored and you went on a joke website.
I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Roses are redThat part is trueBut violets are purpleNot f*cking blue
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Rate kickass if you get it !
why do midgets laugh while running through the yard?
The grass tickles their nuts
Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.I'm taking this shit to a whole new level.
Whenever you get mad, just think of a t-rex trying to masturbate.
Kickass this if you like titties
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad.
You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.
Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
It's so cold outside, I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up.
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
Daughter: Mommy, what's it like to have the most awesome daughter in the world ?Mother: I don't know, ask your grandmother.
The word "Boob" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!