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Vote kickass if you like Chuck Norris better than Justin Bieber.
vote kickass if you would pay money to see Chuck Norris kick Justin Bieber's ass
Who do you think would win in a fight between chuck norris and Steven seagal Rate kick-ass for chuck and rate lame for Steven seagal
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet; he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris isn't even that great. If he was so great, he would come up behind me right now and slam my head on the keybswuhowdbfoecn ejefj cjehcefj.
If you rate this kickass Chuck Norris will round-house kick One Direction off the face of the earth. If you rate this lame... Chuck... will...find you.....
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.World War II ended Sept. 2 1945.What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Who do you think would beat Chuck Norris in a fixed street fight? Vote kickass for Bruce Lee. Vote lame for Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you have ever tasted
Press kickass if u like Chuck Norris
one day a cop pulled over chuck norris for speeding...in the end chuck norris let the cop off with a warning
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. So, he took it back the next day for a refund.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic