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God didn't create the Heavens and the Earth...He created Chuck Norris!
What does a giraffe use to enemaA barrel of Monkey's ooh ooh!
I saw a blonde punching a wall then I asked her what she was doing, she said 'hitting the gym'.
Why did the muslim go on the aircraft? They wanted to find the mahmooder triangle.
What would Peter Griffin be if he was black? Peter Muffin.
How did the microphone get into its house? It kar-a-o-ke
What do you call a white person with no clothes on? A ghost
What does Taylor Swift and 50 Cent have in common? "Many Men".
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the clock factory. Knock knock, Whos there? I want chicken TIKKAAA
Why do English boys like Kim Kardashian? Cuz they're covered in white stuff.
What do you call it when you take a selfie near a volcano? Bun N' Cheese
What do you call a france guy who is gay?Fagguete
When a slave owner buys a alave that is pregnant, the slave owner is basically just receiving a buy one get one free discount
What do women and playstations have in common? They get turned on by little boys.